URGENT: Doomsday Agents Wanted!
Noble Master Games has been approached by Dr. Lazarus, a time traveler from the future. Under Dr. Lazarus’s leadership, we have setup a global network to monitor and deactivate doomsday events. We are in urgent need of agents. Please download the Doomsday Deactivator from the Android Market to save the planet from ultimate destruction.
Yours Sincerely,
Dr. C. Aschwanden
CEO of Noble Master Games
Original message from Dr. Lazarus:
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Dear Sir,I am Dr. Lazarus from the Secret Service of the country of Lichtenstein. I have traveled back in time to setup a global network to stop the destruction of this planet.
Your services are needed to enter doomsday deactivation codes in timely matter to save this planet. Apply to become an agent NOW!
Yours Truly,
Dr. Lazarus
Protector of Earth
Secret Service (FL)
Doomsday Deactivator:
how the hell do you log into this you evil malignant dwarf
dr c aschwanden? more like dufus c aschwiper, aaaaaaaaaaaagh!
ps: loving age of conquest, but doomsday has me licked like a tomcats scrotum :(
Comment by nebapneb — December 9, 2010 @ 22:25
Doomsday Deactivator is no master piece, that’s for sure!
Comment by noblemaster — December 9, 2010 @ 23:08